300+ whatsapp status

300+ Whatsapp Status
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1. Relationships should have the determination on like SANDAL WOOD…which never loses its fragrance even if its broken into thousands pieces..!! |best relationship status|
2. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
3. Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
4. but it depends on how well we avoid the misunderstanding.
5. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
6. Forget the haters…cause some body loves you
7. Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
8. Positivity is contagious. Try it.
9. “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
10. Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
11. i know you look on my status.
12. The only person you are destined become is the person you decide to be.
13. You never fall in love the same way twice.
14. Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.
15. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
16. Forget the haters…cause some body loves you.
17. You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.
18. who knows me best? middle name, fave color, eye color, and fave season.
19. Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.
20. Life is better when I’m drunk.
21. Family over friends, because real friends are family.
22. The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
23. Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine. best whatsapp status .
24. The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.
25. You’ve got to believe you are worth more than being.
26. Don t be afraid of sacrificing your life to God.
27. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
28. I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
29. All you need to change is will.
30. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
31. Life is short talk fast
32. Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.
33. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
34. GOD will make a way, when there seems no way.
35. If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
36. “Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.”
37. The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.
38. Well, I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bad Lover
39. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
40. Nobody can teach me who I am.
41. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
42. Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…” ? :-)
43. Need Love…? …….No…I would prefer vodka..!!
44. “””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.’”
45. You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.
46. I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
47. Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
48. Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul. – Anonymous
49. Be the change you want to see in this world.
50. I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :(
51. Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
52. On This Day I Promise U.Teddy Day is Very Beautiful Day on This Day I Promise U that I Will be always With You.My every breath is For You and For!!!Ever Happy Teddy Day.
53. Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
54. You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
55. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
56. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
57. Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
58. I need to let you go.
59. If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
60. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
61. If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!! |cool whatsapp status|
62. The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction.
63. I am a better investor because I am a businessman and a better businessman because I am an investor. – Warren Buffett
64. I wish I could google for “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldn’t have to go downstairs and to be disappointed.
65. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
66. Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
67. Silence is the most powerful scream.
68. I can’t place anyone above you but I can place myself above you, not to be a master but to be your shield and always protect you.
69. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
70. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
71. Only fools fall in love and i think, i am one of them.
72. A true friend is an angel sent by God.
73. Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
74. If you can convince anyone… confuse them.
75. On a scale of 1 to 10: You are 9 and I am the 1 you need.
76. I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…
77. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent. |funny whatsapp status|
78. I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
79. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
80. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
81. You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
82. God is really creative, I mean …Just look at me. : P
83. Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don’t know me ?? Don’t judge me !!
84. I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!
85. Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
86. I truly have enough money to live comfortably and quietly for the rest of my life…….. if I die next Tuesday. |funny status for whatsapp|
87. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
88. There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
89. Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
90. Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
91. If you have one true friend, you have more than your share.
92. People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!
93. I am not a special person, I am just limited edition
94. There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
95. Maybe they are right. Maybe I did get my hopes up too high. Maybe I was in over my head. Maybe I am the stupid one for ever thinking that you loved me, but maybe, just maybe, I am tired of being alone.
96. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
97. face book is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall
98. So why i would live more when the future is foreseen…
99. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, give a try to missing a couple of payments.
100. After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
101. I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
102. Silent people have the greatest minds.
103. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
104. I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
105. My heart always will be yours.
106. The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
107. MATH – Mental Abuse to Human
108. Waiting for wi-fi network.
109. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
110. Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me.
111. Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
112. You cannot buy Love, but still you need to pay for it.
113. I loved you…but I guess that my love couldn’t save this…nothing could.
114. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.
115. She is so fake that she should have two facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
116. This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
117. SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
118. Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
119. My Heart is and always will be yours.
120. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
121. You killed what was left of the good in me.
122. Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it’s laws.
123. Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
124. Life is too short to remove USB safely.
125. I am perfectly happy being his friend, in fact I love it… I just have this incredible urge to kiss him, that doesn’t go away… and this feeling that we would be perfect together.
126. I may not be perfect, but I’m always me.
127. Two fundamentals to follow for cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,then who is the king now ?
128. Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.
129. I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.
130. Hatred can be overcome only by love.
131. Person you love is 72.8% Water.
132. If I’m wired with you. I like you.
133. Dear God, thanks for making me special. B-)
134. The body is like a piano, and happiness is like music. it is needful to have the instrument in good order. ~ Henry Ward Beecher
135. Roses are red. I am going to bed.
136. You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.
137. If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
138. When in doubt, grumble.
139. If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
140. This distance between us could never stop me from loving you…
141. Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..
142. Silence is a most powerful conversation.
143. .Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.
144. We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
145. Do things that make you happy with the confines of the legal system.
146. What is the best revenge you could ever do to the one who broke your heart? Nothing, just let that person see that you happy without him or her.
147. If you talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more awesome than yours.
148. Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping :-(
149. It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?’” when nothing’s right. |life status for whatsapp|
150. I want to be the girl who makes your bad days better, and the one that makes you say “my life has changed since I met her”.
151. The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
152. The person who hates you, loves you the most..
153. Friction is a drag.
154. I complained my life to a girl, She replied : Hmm.. ok
155. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
156. Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.
157. A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
158. I am feeling blissful to have you as friend in my life..
159. Love hurts when you know it wont last :'(
160. A girl on her Whatsapp status…“Sleeping”…since 3 Days! She’s probably dead. 😀
161. I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something.
162. My last seen is to seen yours last seen.
163. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
164. If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
165. No I didn’t trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
166. Don’t scare me I poop easily.
167. The best things in life aren’t things.
168. fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
169. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
170. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
171. Absence makes the heart go wander.
172. Nothing last forever
173. It’s about being with that person that makes you happy in a way no one else can!
174. Distance doesn’t matter in true love.
175. A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.
176. Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you; but will take every risk just to be with you .
177. Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
178. Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
179. Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
180. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
181. Do unto others before they do unto you.
182. I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.
183. Trying to understand you is always like trying to smell like of the color.
184. A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
185. I can and I will. Watch me!!
186. Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
187. This is going to sound crazy, but…from the moment I first set eyes on you I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.
188. The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
189. Be the type of person you want to meet.
190. I don’t know which is worse, keeping your love for someone a secret or telling them and risk being rejected.
191. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
192. As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.
193. Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
194. Not even a million fights could make me hate you.
195. You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.
196. I dreamed a dream.
197. The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
198. Love is letting go of fear
199. First love never dies, But true love can bury it alive. | love status|
200. Wonders if this will ever get easier…
201. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
202. The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
203. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
204. Love demands less than friendship.
205. I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
206. When everything comes your way. Then you are on the wrong way.
207. A goal properly set is halfway reached
208. You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
209. In the face of impossible odds, people who love their country can change it.
210. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
211. I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
212. I don’t get drunk, i get awesome.
213. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
214. Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10. |whatsapp quotes|
215. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
216. A kiss is a lovely trick designer by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
217. Time is too precious, to waste it wisely.
218. My first name and your last name would sound great together.
219. I like to take road less traveled…..helps me to avoid traffic
220. I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
221. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
222. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!
223. Mohabbat to sab karte hai par,Main karun to sala character dhila hai.
224. Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
225. The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
226. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
227. When two people fall in love, all they can think about is how to build a perfect world around them.
228. If you can’t change your fate then change your attitude.
229. CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
230. When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason 😛 😀 _!_
231. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
232. I’m in love with the idea of being in love.
233. Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool true friends are around even when they think you’re fool.
234. The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
235. Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.
236. The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
237. I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
238. I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
239. I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.
240. Sometimes you need to run away, Just to see who will come after you.
241. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
242. Fight for me, and I promise you I will do the same.
243. Even the darkest night will end and Sun will rise
244. You can’t start the next chapter of your life. If you keep re-reading the last one.
245. It amazes me how people can fake whole relationships. I can’t even fake a “hello” to someone I don’t like.
246. The most pain full memory i have is of when i walked away and you let me leave.
247. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
248. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
249. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
250. Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
251. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
252. Do a little more each day than you think you can.
253. It’s not my attitude it’s my style.
254. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
255. Is is true that Your Life is Boring? If answer is Yes….Then Type ‘I Love <ur bf=”” gf=”” name=””>’ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! ?? | funny whatsapp status |
256. Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
257. Forgive me now. Tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
258. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
259. A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
260. If you left me without a reason, Do not come back with an excuse.
261. Attitude is like underwear, Don’t show it.. just wear it!
262. I need Google in my brain.
263. Some Love Status for WhatsApp
264. I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
265. Life is messy love is Messier.
266. when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
267. If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
268. “””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.’” | attitude status for whatsapp |
269. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.
270. You have to odd to be number one.
271. The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.
272. The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. – harry Golden
273. A true businessman always does business out of courage.
274. The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule
275. Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
276. SO i heard that your dating my ex, eh? How do i taste sweetie? :)
277. Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.
278. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
279. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.
280. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
281. They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
282. When i met you i found life.
283. All you need is Love
284. I didn’t want to be the one to forget.
285. Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
286. To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – to all of life’s problems.
287. Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
288. Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you
289. I speak my mind.And I never mind what I speak.”
290. The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
291. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
292. Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
293. If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
294. Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
295. Life is one time offers use it well.
296. Life always offers you a second chance. it called tomorrow.
297. They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
298. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
299. Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
300. In war only the one that’s left is right.
301. I’m not afraid of going to hell because all my friends will be there
302. Dear people who update their whatsapp message every 30 seconds, there’s Facebook for that reason!
303. Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.
304. If you love something set it free.
305. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status. | best whatsapp status |
306. I know only that i know nothing.
307. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
308. Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
309. God is really creative , i mean.. just look at me
310. Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
311. When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past … :(
312. I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.
313. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
314. No DP because too many people najar lagaing.
315. Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
316. You are the thought in my dreams. U r the vision in my eyes. U r the sound in my ears. U r the words in my mouth. You’re everything I need. U r everything I want. You’re everything that makes me, me.
317. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
318. If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
319. You know what Rose Means It also means: R- Rare. O- Ones. S- Supporting. E- Entire life. Happy Rose Day
320. I hate when people say they miss you,but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you. !!
321. No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance.
322. Sometimes following your heart means breaking someone else’s
323. Why is it always as soon as I start to like you, you like another girl and when I stop liking you, you like me.
324. My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to.
325. Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
326. You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
327. God must love stupid people- he made so many!
328. People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.
329. I like children. Properly cooked.
330. Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
331. Any relationship is a blessing that comes without conditions or expectations. Whether forever or faor a season, God puts and removes people in your life for a reason….
332. I learn from the mistakes of others……to whom I have given advice to.
333. Isaac Asimov Too much agreement kills a Conversation
334. When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
335. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
336. Being in a relationship isn’t about the kissing.. the dates.. or the showing off.
337. When you’re in love, a small handshake also feels like a kiss which u never wanna end.
339. I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.
340. They don’t know that we know they know we know.
341. Can’t talk, telepathy only!
342. Sometimes you need to run away, Just to see who will come after you.
343. Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai. | Hindi status|
344. Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
345. Some people don’t know the true meaning of the word “friend”.
346. Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning
347. This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
348. Love hath made thee a tame snake.
349. If I ran the country, things would be a lot better … Well, for me anyway.
350. To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.